FauxPet is the perfect:

• Birthday well-wisher
• Valentine’s Day sweetheart
• Get-well gift
• New baby playmate
• Stocking stuffer
• Cubicle companion
• Bachelor pad buddy
• “No pets allowed” accomplice
• Travel associate
• Bike ride sidekick
• Bowling night crony
• Movie date
• Campfire comrade
• Picnic pal